Monday, June 1, 2009

The Near Future

Hello, darlings. Did you miss us?
Of course you did.
Here are our upcoming reviews, and I know that we're not lying to you this time,1 because I'm going to write one right after I post this. FOR REAL, GUYS.

Along for the Ride by Sarah Dessen

How to Buy a Love of Reading by Tanya Egan Gibson

I'm sure you're all filled with boundless anticipation, so I'm going to go write that review. Really, I am. Because I love you. All of you.3

Yours,
Eli

1 Not that we EVER EVER lie to you, particularly about things we say we are going to write and then never do.2
2 Or podcasts we say we are going to record and then never do.
3 Particularly people who read the footnotes.

7 comments:

FOOD said...

Oh my god I don't care that I'm super late to this shit I want a podcast. Do it. Now.

Queen Isabella said...

It has been 2 days since your last promise... Ahem, lie. POST!

Anonymous said...

I can't wait for the reviews! Maybe you'll get them before the end of this month. :}

Eli said...

Lies? NEVER. I have been writing that review since I posted this. For DAYS I have been writing it. I am very devoted.

Lenore said...

We need more!

Rachel said...

I finished Along for the Ride! I can't wait for you guys (gals) to review it.

Anonymous said...

i LOVED along for the ride
i mean all of sarah dessen's books have the same feel to them, but there still good
plus she creates the best guys